*SPOILER WARNING: These reviews contain spoilers*
THE NEEK PICK OF THE WEEK
WAR OF KINGS: WHO WILL RULE?
Writers: Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning
Pencils: Paul Pelletier
We finally come to the epilogue of the War of Kings event that has lasted the extent of the summer holidays and let me just say I cannot recommend this book enough. In this instalment we finally get to see who will lead the remnants of the Shi’Ar Empire after the events of WoK and whilst the end result is a bit predictable it is highly appreciated. Abnett and Lanning should be given the Nobel Prize for their achievements in the Marvel cosmic universe. Before they came along with the also highly recommended Annihilation event, Marvel Cosmic characters had been relegated to brief guest appearances or one off cosmic events that occurred once every 10 or so years, however, D&As revitalization of this part of the brand can only be considered a good thing.This issue immediately picks up from where the series left off, Blackbolt and Vulcan have seemingly died in the EXPLOSION THAT DESTROYED TIME AND SPACE….ACE….ace (sorry for the drama but it had to be done) and the question is left to the surviving members of the Inhumans and Shi’Ar government to decide who will be the next Majestor or Majestrix of the empire, with the two main contenders for the title are the narrators from the main series; Gladiator and Crystal. This issue consists of both characters vehemently rejecting the title on the grounds that neither considers themselves able enough to rule over the empire. D&A’s talents shine through here and they show once again that they really understand the mindset of these characters as both give compelling arguments as to why they should not be considered for the role. Paul Pelletier’s art is once again outstanding as well as it has been throughout the series and his work continues to excel and I can only hope that he continues to work with D&A in their cosmic workshop for years to come.
The main reason I have enjoyed this series so much is their re-imagining of the Gladiator characters. Before this he had been one of many Superman pastiches (even going as far as to name his real name Kallark), occasionally rolled out to spouting his only line “I SERVE THE SHI’AR THRONE” and getting beaten by people weaker than him for nothing more than a cheap bump of the other characters street creed (Cannonball anyone?) What D&A have done here though is finally stabilise his character both mentally and physically. They have injected a new life into Gladiator that has never been done before and have firmly cemented him as a character to watch not only as a result of WoK but also looking into 2010 comic scene.
Final Thoughts: D&A have created their own playground of wonder that has provided us with some of the most original and compelling stories in the Marvel Universe in recent times. If you really fancy a good story or you are just SICK of Norman Osborne’s face then this book and subsequent ones by the dynamic duo should definitely be on your pull list.
THE VICTIM OF DAMOKLES
DARK AVENGERS/UNCANNY X-MEN: EXODUS #1Writer: Matt Fraction
Artists: Mike Deodato and Terry Dodson

The fact that the Marvel blurb on their website for this states “The climactic conclusion to the crossover event of 2009 is here” shows that they obviously haven’t been reading any of the other events of 2009 and as WoK shows Marvel at its best, this crossover smells of a last ditch attempt to inject some life into a premise that has clearly run its course. Dark Reign as a concept, in my humble opinion, is weak at best. Norman Osborn has barely been a credible threat to Spider-Man for the last however many years and yet now he found himself in charge of the new S.H.I.E.L.D? Even his “cabal” only lasted about 3 issues with the newest betrayals in this very issue. None of the villains he put together even fully supported him; instead they were cowered into submission by a shadow in the doorway (who has yet to be revealed). Plus so far I have not been a fan of Fraction’s run on X-Men at all so a paring of the two was never going to go down well.
Now don’t get me wrong, I am not a Matt Fraction hater. In fact it is just the opposite I am a big fan of his work. I have every Iron Fist in hardback trade and I loved what he did with Thor Rain of Blood and those other stories, which is part of the reason why his run has irritated me. I know he can do awesome stories because I own them! Yet this “event” has one major issues that has definitely affected the quality of the story…what was the point of all this? Norman Osborn has control of the most powerful peace keeping force in the world, so why does he have to take a fight to the X-Men? There are about 200 of the blighters now that don’t really pose a threat to anyone. I mean in the first issue Beast, who has been able to fight Wolverine solo, manages to get taken out by a bunch of normal dudes with tasers. How tough can they be really? Also at the end of this whole fiasco, the only difference is that now Emma Frost has a sliver of the void in her (can anyone say female Onslaught?) and now the X-Men have once again moved only this time it is to their own personal Alcatraz, like that is going to resolve anything. Osborn has quite clearly shown that he doesn’t care about obeying little things like foreign boundaries so why would that stop him dropping some sentinels “accidently” on the X-Men’s heads? Especially now there is this whole “The List” sub plot that is about to happen. I thought the whole point of Dark Reign in the first place was to take out those who opposed him...so what is the point of it? The whole comic was just an excuse to have one big “cool” fight, that wasn’t even that cool at all. How on Earth did Dark beast catch Northstar? His 90s ass would have been 20,000ft in the air before he had a chance to blink. There is no substance to the story. Even when Namor and Emma Frost betray Osborne was anyone really surprised? Not at all? That’s exactly what I thought. Deodato’s pencils are competent enough but I am not a fan at all of the colouring. It’s like reading the comic through a smudged lens.
Marvel really need to fix up with their events because DC are blowing them out of the water with the Blackest Night and after checking the Diamond comic list for August DC have caught up with the market share nicely, and this is before we have heard any major news about DC entertainments upcoming slate. If they play their cards right they could easily topple Marvel’s almost monopoly of comic book movies. Comics like Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-men: Exodus #1 shows how Marvel rely too much on their over-arcing stories that need to tie-into every book rather than adopting a more DC-like approach that has the main story link into a couple of key books and then releasing three issue mini’s to tie into the main story rather than completely hijacking the current story for some half assed team up.
Final Thoughts: We need less crossovers and more time spent on the main stories themselves. I know Fraction can tell a fantastic story but compared to Whedon’s or Morrison’s run on X-Men this arc has been five months of pointlessness. He needs to put this event behind him and really get back into the skin of the characters he is trying to write. The brilliance of the Morrison and Whedon runs was that they both knew exactly how to write each character, how they interact and how to write credible global threats. I’ll leave you with this thought: Cassandra Nova or Norman Osborne? Exactly.
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